African Leaders Advise Bono On Reform of U2

I know it’s bad form to simply plagerise someone else’s writing and put it on your own blog, but I just had to do it this time.

William Easterly, Professor of Economics at New York University, writes:

An expert commission of African leaders today announced their plan for comprehensive reform of music band U2. Saying that U2’s rock had lost touch with its African roots, the commission called for urgent measures to halt U2’s slide towards impending crisis.

“Our youth today are imperiled by low quality music,” said Commission chairman Nelson Mandela. “We will be lending African musicians to U2 to try to refurbish their sound to satisfy the urgent and growing needs for diversionary entertainment at a time of crisis in the global music and financial sectors.”

Concerns about U2 have been growing in Africa for a while. One Western aid blogger testified to the Commission that his teenage kids found U2’s music “cheesy.” The Mandela Commission proposed that U2 follow a series of steps to recover its Edge:

1) Hire African consultants to analyze U2’s “poverty of music trap”

2) Prepare a Band-owned and Commission-approved Comprehensive U2 Reform Strategy Design (CURSD)

3) Undertake a rehabilitation tour of African capitals to field-test and ground-truth proposed reforms

4) Subject all songs to randomized experiments in which the effect on wellbeing of control and treatment groups is rigorously assessed.

Mandela expressed optimism that the Commission’s report and proposed reforms had come in time to stave off terminal crisis in U2, and restore its effectiveness in the 80s arena rock field.

Hehehe.

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2 Responses to “African Leaders Advise Bono On Reform of U2”

  1. Eric Glick Says:

    Brilliant.

  2. MDMConnell Says:

    I don’t get why the Right get stuck into Bono so much, compared to other celebrity activists.

    – He’s prepared to actually get his own hands dirty as opposed to being another celebrity whinger.

    – He’s prepared to propose concrete solutions (eg tying aid to democratic reform), as opposed to being another celebrity whinger.

    – He’s prepared to give credit to conservatives (eg praising Bush for his spending billions in Africa), as opposed to being another celebrity Leftie.

    He’s the best of a generally bad bunch, by a mile.

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